Is it thong weather?
30th May 2012
Notes: 1
Relevant.
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Reblogged From most-awkward-moments
Land of the face eaters.
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I remember in my senior English class we had an assignment where we had to write a poem using our vocabulary words.
The teacher said that he gave me an 85 people he didn’t like my aggressive use of language.
Little bitch. He wouldn’t know aggressive if it hit him on the ass. Little faggot.
Looking back on it, HE ASSIGNED US THE DAMN LANGUAGE.
she can have all of my cock
Her best song ever.
When I’m feeling fancy, I reenact this entire video. Yeah. I still know it.
- Nanna: Thank God for friends.
- Me: Yeah, otherwise I'd be SOL.
- Nanna: SOL... What does that mean?
- Me: *extremely pregnant pause* So out of luck *sigh of relief*
My type of threesome.
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you can have them. gimme the dark skinned chick from Frontin. man.
Yeah. She was rather nice. Touche, sir.
True Life: I am scared I will break a face. I’ll stay on the mattress.
“I don’t like things like little sandals that look fragile. I like to look strong and commanding.”
You can come command me, guh.
